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The Stuff thats in our products

  • The Special Salts
  • Epsom Salt (Magnesium Sulfate) Provides the primary crystal structure and clean texture. Fine Sea Salt (Sodium Chloride) Added for grain balance and uniform appearance. Baking Soda (Sodium Bicarbonate) Stabilizes the blend and softens the overall feel. Essential Oil Blend Lavender oil (calm) Eucalyptus oil (clarity) Citrus oil (focus) Used in minimal quantities for a clean, controlled aroma. Cosmetic-Grade Mica (Optional) Trace amount for subtle light reflection. No artificial coloring. Dried Botanical Elements (Optional) Lavender or eucalyptus, included strictly for visual composition.

  • Walter's Very Spirtual Crystals
  • Ingredients 1 cup sugar (or alum powder if you want it more science-y) 1/2 cup hot water 5 drops lavender essential oil 3 drops eucalyptus essential oil 1 drop food coloring (blue or clear) String or thin thread Pencil or stick Glass jar or cup

    Side effects may include but are not limited to: increased focus, decreased tolerance for nonsense, temporary calm, excessive staring at crystals, mild existential thoughts, urge to reorganize your life, sudden interest in precision, loss of patience with disorder, and feeling like someone is watching your workflow. Do not use if you are allergic to discipline, structure, or accountability. Consult yourself before use. May cause awareness. May cause clarity. May cause the realization that most things are done incorrectly. If symptoms of chaos persist, discontinue immediately. Not responsible for personal breakthroughs, personality changes, or spiritual alignment. Results not guaranteed. No refunds for enlightenment.